Dearest Martin,
I wanted to write to you and express both my sadness and dismay at your horrible predicament. You were brought into this world a poor, small, defenseless chick, and immediately placed in a small walled in pen with several young ladies. You were then fed and cared for by.....several woman. You were then given a girls name, cooed at and held, and expected to act as a proper lady would. This was just so unfair.
Did anyone ever support you as all those "strange" changes came over your body? Growing feathers in funny places? Looking at those young ladies in your pen for just a little bit longer than you should? Thinking that having an egg the size of an....egg, coming out of your body would be really freaky? No, I don't think they did. I totally feel for you.
And when nature finally won out, and you crowed to the sky to declare that you would NOT be held to the standards of a woman, what do they do? They forbid crowing! What is up with that?!?! Who else is going to warn them that an airplane is going by? OK, the dogs do, but the dogs are not always outside, so you need to speak up. I understand. Every cock has to crow.
Martin, it has been a pleasure knowing you during your childhood. Sorry about the holding and cooing thing when I came to visit. I feel a little awkward about that now, but I was misinformed at the time. Have fun in your new home. You are starting fresh, with a new name, a new hen house, and a new harem.
Regards,
Kurt
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